OK, so this year I planned out a proper Hallowe'en post and everything. Did the nails, took the photographs etc. well in advance. After a long day at school on the 31st (I was a little bit excited though, as we never have school on Hallowe'en. I decided to take a 'quick nap' and went to bed at like 5 pm, fully intending to be up in time to post this at a suitably witchy hour.

I woke up at half eleven, ladies and gentlemen. Half eleven. Missed all the trick-or-treaters and everything :( Highly depressed, I set about doing all my homework and didn't get a chance to post this until it was too late and Hallowe'en had been and gone. I still think these photos are too potentially shocking to miss, though.



Orange polish.
With black nail stamping.
Then black crackle polish.
Then PINK crackle polish.


BEHOLD





ARE YOU SCREAMING YET


I was. Looked like my nails were decaying, to be honest with you.



aaaargh.


If you're a real daredevil, here's a bonus of WINTER FEET.




rawr.

Hoping all the brave souls that battled their way to the end of this post had a more enjoyable Hallowe'en than myself?

 Yeah, I did another set lol. Only I did these before Halloween but posted them after like the uncool person I am. And my photo taking sucked as well because these were on my right hand and it's incredibly awkward for me to take photos of that hand without having the aforementioned hand turn into a creepy claw like appendage.
What do you think? BeautyUK's Slate, Miss Sporty Nail Polish in Black and this white one I got from a manicure set in Poundland.

Note - students, be wary of people offering you sweets. One of my friends offered me one today and I ate it and then threw it at him because he'd painted it with that Stop N Grow stuff some people put to stop themselves biting their nails. VILE. And my aim sucks so it only bounced of his jumper. Someone else that he did it to managed to get him in the head with it, and he said it hurt, though, which I found incredibly funny. So yeah. Beware, I telleth thee.

 As I'm sure most of you know by now, I live in England. Halloween is not big in England, or Europe for that matter. Quite frankly we just don't care. So for the past week I've seen my blogroll blow up with primarily American/Canadian bloggers excitedly posting their halloween manicures and I'm just like, "Whatever, no one cares over here." Do you know how many trick or treaters we got today? None. We bought sweets specially and everything.
 This is Frankenstein, by the way. Did you know that's a misconception, that his name is Frankenstein? We studied the book in Year Nine and the name of the doctor who creates him is Frankenstein. What we know and love as Frankenstein is simply referred to as "The Monster"
 So anyway in Europe nobody cares. But I made these anyway just to fit in with the cool crowd. Yey for sheepism!
Having a good Halloween, everyone? Ours is nearly over - it's half eleven right now.Which means I have to go to bed soon. And wake up. And go to school. Yes, half term is over.

le sigh.