Collection 2000 Hot Looks Nail Polish in "Blue Hawaii"

No.

Can you see those grooves in the top of the bottle? Do you know what they were made by?
A dragon? A crocodile? A Jabberwocky or something equally fearsome?

No. My dear friends, these were created by the power of teeth alone. My teeth, to be specific. This curious situation arose when I first got this bottle and could not, for the /life/ of me, open it. I tried everything. Towels, opposing hands, oil, water and sheer brute force were all used in my attempt to open it. Zilch. Nada.
Perhaps I should have given in and handed it to my Dad by this point, but me, being ~forever proud~ decided to utilise my teeth.
Meh. It worked.

Do you like my handiwork? I felt proud in a slightly perverse way for managing to damage the bottle such. The grooves are all the way around the lid.

This polish sucks harder than the last one (Big Hair). Bubbles more. Takes longer to dry. More watery and...yeah. All round crap. Even the colour is decidedly generic - I have about three this colour, honestly. I hate it.

9 Comments

Jan (hueandme-jan.blogspot.com)21 January 2011 at 00:33
hey lena, don't ever do that again please?! that might chip your teeth. have you tried rubberband? i heard it works! read it from steffie. see here --> http://atmyfingertips-beauty.blogspot.com/2011/01/nail-tip-ooh-no-bottle-of-polish-wont.html

oh crap! i kinda like the color.. but not the formula!
jaljen21 January 2011 at 16:08
The colour IS good. Immerse in hot water for a while? Not you. The bottle.
The Student's Guide To Nail Polish21 January 2011 at 18:50
Lmao Jan, thanks for the tip!
Formula is awful. Weird thing is, a lot of people seem to like these so I'm tempted to just randomly send them off to someone else to see if I'm correct in my review :/

Lol jaljen, that's a pretty good idea!
Jan (hueandme-jan.blogspot.com)22 January 2011 at 04:57
send it to me.. lol
The Student's Guide To Nail Polish22 January 2011 at 14:17
OK then. I already have your address from last time :P I'll email you when they're sent!
The Preppy Student22 January 2011 at 15:12
Im sorry it didnt work out! (you can send it to me too :)
The Student's Guide To Nail Polish22 January 2011 at 15:29
I have three bottles (not of the same colour, lol!), Toesthattwinkle. Do you mind mailing me your address at lenatallina@googlemail.com?

Thanks!
Jan (hueandme-jan.blogspot.com)23 January 2011 at 00:42
thanks lena. i have some new make up that i thought you'd like :) i can send them over! can you email me your address?
The Student's Guide To Nail Polish23 January 2011 at 17:58
OK Jan! Thanks :P